Please pardon the following blog post. I was going to
write something completely different, but Agremon busted into my office
and snatched my computer! Before I had a chance to get it back, he’d
already written this and locked it so I can’t change it. Silly demon…
doesn’t he realize I can write him out of a storyline? ~ Deena Remiel
Agremon Dishes About His Charming Self
By Agremon the Terrible
I’m gonna lay it on the line for all of you right now. If you wanna
live, don’t mess with me. They call me Agremon, The Terrible, and I live
up to that reputation. Don’t piss me off, don’t look at me funny, and
don’t even breathe in my direction. I WILL come to you in your dreams
and scare you literally to death. You’ve been warned.
Why am I such a delightful fellow? You try spending eternity being
scorned by The Brethren and sucking up to Satan every freakin’ day. He
has me running around his cult compound like I’m some grunt or slave.
Okay, so I am his henchman, but where are the perks he promised me, I
ask you? And now Satan… oh excuse me, he’s calling himself Namirha these
days, is on my butt to find this kid he thinks is the answer to his
gaining ultimate power over the world. Yawn. I’ve got something else in
mind for her, but if I tell ya, I’ll have to kill ya. Now that doesn’t
sound so bad come to think of it.
